Friday, March 26, 2010

Post sandstorm syndrome

I am coughing my lungs out today. It must be resulting from the sandstorm on Monday. Ai!!! How can I love spring when it hurts so much!

You know, it’s not possible to wear sunglasses and a face mask at the same time because the lenses will be moistened when you exhale. So between your eyes and your lungs, you can only choose one.

It’s no longer global warming. It’s called “global weirding”, meaning an increase in severe or unusual environmental activity often attributed to global warming. (Global weirding includes an increase in average temperatures, heat waves, cold spells, hurricanes, blizzards, plant and animal die-offs and population explosions, and new animal migration patterns.)

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